I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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