I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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