So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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