where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
Randomize
