We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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