Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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