at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
so i literally woke up after a night of doing lines to a bag of pretzels falling off my bed. a reminder that maybe this is a contributing factor to my freshman 15.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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