Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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