Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I'm really busy with my period
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