remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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