I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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