Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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