How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I will be naked everywhere
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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