real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
third nipple confirmed
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
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