What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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