i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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