I think i peed on brittanys purse
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Randomize
