So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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