And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Randomize
