I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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