Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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