yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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