I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Someone signed my nipple.
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