TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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