North Korea, Best Korea!
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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