I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
How does it feel to date your dad?
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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