you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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