Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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