Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Randomize
