Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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