I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Randomize
