her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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