it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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