At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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