Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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