Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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