is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
Two words: nipple clamps
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