How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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