The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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