check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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