The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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