You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Boobs speak an international language.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
I came so hard my ears popped.
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