yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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