Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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