yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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