no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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