i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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