Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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