dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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