I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
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