she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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