That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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